A message from the Quartet
Paws & Praise
“We can't wait for you to try The Butler's Functional Dog Treats. The Butler spent eleven months developing them, which seemed unnecessarily long given that we were willing to eat almost every version. The final biscuits are approved. Production may now increase!”
Patriot, Petunia, Paddington and Patsy
The Quartet has very high standards. Fortunately, so do their friends. See what dogs and their humans are saying, then leave a little praise of your own.

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What the pack is saying
“Maple is a professional food refuser. She has now eaten these every day for six weeks and sits by the cupboard like a small gargoyle.”
Maple
Brooklyn, NY, USA · reviewed by Priya
“Otto's back legs were stiff on cold mornings. Three weeks in he's taking the stairs again. We'll keep buying them for as long as the Butler keeps baking.”
Otto
Austin, TX, USA · reviewed by Ben
“Training treats that don't fall apart in your pocket and don't upset her stomach. That combination genuinely did not exist for us before.”
Sable
Ontario, Canada · reviewed by Fiona
“Hank inhales them, which is his highest form of praise. Only complaint: the pouch is not large enough for a dog of his ambition.”
Hank
Chicago, IL, USA · reviewed by Dev
“We came for the Instagram, stayed for the treats. Juniper now expects her dinner plated. Thank you, Butler.”
Juniper
Manhattan, NY, USA · reviewed by The Ashby family
“At eleven, Moss is fussy and sensitive. These are the only functional treats that haven't caused a problem, and his coat looks better than last winter.”
Moss
Portland, OR, USA · reviewed by Ellen
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